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Brain Bleed

Tuesday, January 24, 2012.  The first half of my day is filled with feelings of anxiety that lead to the annoyance of a constantly upset stomach.  Two tickets to Tool are in our car but all I can think of is that the guy I bought them from ripped me off and these reprints or fakes will leave my husband and I out in the cold.  Since I turned 18 and began paying for the roof over my head, I had been trying to get Tool tickets.  Elusive little things; I’d arrive early to a Ticketmaster location only to be told the tickets were gone in less than 60 seconds, or I’d hop online and be greeted with an apology message rather than the option to choose my seats.  This time around, I paid more than double the face value of each ticket through a third-party ticket exchange service; there’s always the chance this is their last tour and I’m not leaving a Tool concert unchecked on my bucket list.

Two hundred and thirty-one miles lay between our home and the Huntington Center in Toledo.  We embarked on what must have been the world’s most uneventful and least scenic road trip, arriving a couple of hours prior to the show to enjoy a couple beers and some great food with family.  My initial worries proved to be highly unnecessary as we entered the venue without incident with our obviously valid tickets.  After a bit of a wander, we walked onto the arena floor and found our seats; close to center and perhaps fifty feet from the stage.  Finally, the only thing standing between me and Tool was a couple opening acts.

As tempting as it is to do the typical review, giving you the set list and describing the lighting, I feel that it wouldn’t do the show justice.  I had always heard Tool concerts described as a religious experience, something unlike anything you’ve seen before and a phenomenon no other band can replicate.  I was also aware that Maynard would most likely be hiding in the shadows while Danny, Adam, and Justin were shrouded to a lesser degree by the positioning of the lights.  As much as I knew about their shows from my husband and various friends, I still felt as though I was walking into this show blind, the only thing I could be sure to expect was mind-blowing music.

I can describe to you what every band member wore and what they were doing at various points in the show; they were present without becoming the focal point for the audience.  It’s incredible to me how much stage presence and power Maynard brings while placing himself behind his band mates for the entire show.  If anyone can be given a pass on having an inflated ego, it’s Maynard, yet he casts aside the expectations of a front man and allows the music to take center stage.  He could easily demand spotlights on him, riling the crowd up simply by allowing them a glimpse of greatness, but instead he chooses not to cheapen the music and experience and remains in place as nothing more than a piece of the machine that is Tool.

With a couple minor exceptions, that Tuesday night crowd moved as one.  Voices were synchronized, gestures choreographed, it was as if the sound bellowing from the speakers instructed us on how to behave and react.  At some points during the night, I was left motionless and nearly slack-jawed, unable to do much aside from absorbing the sound and allowing my eyes to feast on what was happening before me.  Unlike the greasy-haired hippie who head-banged for the sake of whipping his filthy locks around, I was unable to tear my eyes and concentration from the stage and the screens.  At other points, the music overtook me and I couldn’t help but move and be moved.  Often, I forgot about the strangers surrounding me, reminded only when one would accidentally bump my elbow or move down our aisle.  It was a strange combination of feeling like one among many and feeling like the only person in the room.

Eight hours combined in the car to get there and back, somewhere around 60 minutes of sleep to keep me going at work the next day, a neck that feels as if it has been subjected to rigorous torture, ears that won’t stop ringing, a very sore throat, and a zombie-like glaze over my face are all the obvious souvenirs I took from my Tuesday night concert with my husband.  Not so obvious is the incredible happiness I have for finally being a part of the crowd at a Tool concert and for having my husband by my side the entire night.  Also less visible is the satisfaction of being able to say I was there, to know I experienced it, and to know that I can without a doubt or second thought say that this concert will forever be in the #1 spot for musical events in my lifetime.

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About Jamie C. Baker

“Long time no see. I only pray the caliber of your questions has improved.” - Kevin Smith

Posted on January 25, 2012, in Fun!, Travel and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.

  1. I’ve seen a perfect circle three times…two out of three they weren’t that good..to be fair the 3rd time douchebags screaming for maynard the whole time ruined the show for me…((as the mars volta opened and played 2 or 3 songs over a 45 minute set…I loved it..other people not so much))…..seen three different versions of a perfect circle to add to that note ((opening for nine inch nails the first time…and trent BLEW them away..but I think they were only allowed to do so much with their set up so there could be NO way of upstageing nin…i say that also because they sounded like shit…but sounded also like they were only allowed to have a few amps on or something; the 2nd time I saw them was at lollapalooza from the lawn…but that was probably the best set of the three..and maybe the best lineup…))

    all that being said…before I get to that..oh yeah I also have seen puscifer….it was the kick off show for the last mini tour they did matter of fact..and i won tickets for it…and it wasn’t the typical mayard worshipping crowd I’d come to expect…and shockingly maynard joked with the crowd and was being himself instead of being in character…needless to say that was a pretty good show…

    so moving on….I’ve never seen tool…..BUT imo unless you’ve seen rammstein live….you can’t claim tool as the number one spot……yes it’s all subjective but….rammstein is amazing live..AND this tour they are doing soon will probably be the last chance for you to see them in the usa…maybe ever as there are rumors of retirement after this tour….and even if they don’t they definitely won’t be hitting us shores ((will highly unlikely anyway)) for another ten years if not longer; or as I said never again

    Anywho…what I’ve gathered of a tool show is that the music is ear bleedingly loud and you are taken away to a sonic troposphere that blinds you to the fact maynard hides…..obviously not true, for you at least, if you can tell me what all the band members were wearing……

    I could go without ever seeing tool….I’ve seen SO many other bands that I also don’t think tool would bring anything I’ve never experienced…

    so on all of that…impromptu out of my ass best bands live I’ve experienced (((I know you weren’t asking..but maybe someone will actually read my babbling and agree/disagree/discuss with me 😀

    Muse
    The Prodigy
    Rammstein
    Nine Inch Nails
    Less Than Jake

    honorary mentions
    Mxpx ((though my judgement is skewed as i’ve seen them at least 25 times..lol))
    Daft Punk
    Dropkick Murphys
    Rancid
    buck o nine

    if I had booking power….I’d make that above happen as a show…..main stage and 2nd stage..haha…switch around less than jake and daft punk probably..or those could be two separate tours….

    yeah….anywho…cool you saw tool… and I feel you on the buying printed tickets thing…that’s why ticketbasterd has an authorized ticket exchange thing now to make sure you don’t get screwed BUT people can’t charge you 100x as much on that thing

  2. oh yeah…who were the opening acts? just wondering…to lazy to look it up..thanks 🙂

  3. Great review! I saw their back to back Texas shows over the weekend. It was my 7th and 8th Tool show, and my senses still haven’t recovered! Every time, you sorta know what to expect, but they always surprise you, example… did they play Pushit for you guys?

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