If you have yet to finish the True Blood series, close this window now and step away from your computer. If you watched the finale last night along with me, read on. The seventh season of True Blood came to a close last night, ending the series and bidding farewell to a cast of characters I had mostly come to love. One thing I enjoyed during seasons 1 through 6 was the constant cliffhanger endings. My husband and I would find ourselves binge watching because the episode endings were so good and left so many unanswered questions that we just had to watch one more. And one more. Season 7 seemed to forget that this was a good idea. They seemed to forget a lot of things.
In the very first episode, Tara dies during the battle with the Hep V vampires. Arlene, Holly and Nicole are kidnapped. Eric is still missing. Sam’s secret is revealed. It was one hell of a start to what I thought was going to be a great season. When Pam finally finds Eric, we see that he is infected with Hep V and near death. As one of my favorite characters, I was devastated to see this. I was even more devastated when Alcide is suddenly shot and killed. And even more again when Bill finds himself infected with Hep V that, due to Sookie’s fairy blood, is accelerated and killing him quickly. The small but vocal doctor Eric uses for emergencies comes to aid Bill but panics when she realizes that Sookie’s fairy blood is royal and flees without assisting. We never learn why she was alarmed, which is frustrating.
Seeing as how two very important characters are dying of Hep V, I felt confident that a cure would be found. And it was; Sarah Newlin drank an entire vile of the cure back at the compound where Hep V was created, making her blood the one thing that could cure Bill and Eric. The Yakanomo Corporation decides to synthesize her blood and make “New Blood,” a drink similar to Tru Blood that would work to hold the Hep V symptoms at bay without curing the vampire completely. Supply and demand and all that. They force Eric and Pam to work with them, which seems silly seeing as how Eric is a thousand year old cured vampire who could kill these humans in a millisecond if he wants to.
Sookie being Sookie is able to discover that Sarah is the cure and is being held in the Fangtasia dungeon. She gets a group together and breaks in so Bill can be cured. But Bill, worried that his darkness will keep Sookie from being happy, refuses the cure and says he wishes to die. Naturally everyone is pissed, but we still have this final episode for him to change his mind. We’ve already seen Lettie Mae resolve her battle in bidding farewell to Tara through vamp blood hallucinations, so she is absent from the finale. As is Lafayette, one of the best characters this show has to offer. We get a heavy dose of Jessica and Hoyt, who are holding a marriage ceremony so Bill is able to give her away at the altar. I get that it was meant to be seen as one of Bill’s dying wishes, but I don’t see why we had to dedicate so much time to this couple. Bill also makes Andy, his last living relative, promise that he will allow the newlyweds to live in his house basically rent free. It was a sweet gesture and overall a sweet wedding, but it wasted too much of the episode.
The story that deserved a lot of attention was given nearly none at all. Pam tags Sarah with her blood and lets her flee, able to track her easily due to her constant fear. Eric and Pam then reveal to Gus Jr and the yakuza thugs that they let Sarah go. Gus Jr takes off after Sarah, and Eric and Pam kill them all in about five seconds. It was painfully simple and wrapped up a main story as if it was nothing. It left me wondering why the hell they didn’t do this as soon as Gus Jr revealed that they were able to synthesize a version of Sarah’s blood. They were no longer needed by then, yet Eric allowed them to get in his way for what seemed like forever. It made no sense.
One surprise was Sookie being able to read Bill’s thoughts during the wedding. Fairies are unable to read vampire thoughts, so this was a new one. My thinking was that fairy blood mixed with Hep V was somehow making Bill human again. Instead of dying from the virus, he would become mortal once again, able to give Sookie what she deserved in a human lover rather than one that is dead and filled with darkness. But no, I was wrong. Or was I? We’ll never find out because Bill insisted he die in his burial plot at the hands of Sookie. Not willing to part with her light, she staked Bill as he lay in his coffin, reducing him to a steaming pile of goo. Seven years, fans have watched these two go back and forth, and this is the ending they are given? None of it felt right. It was quite possibly the worst way to say farewell to Bill.
Afterwards, Sookie walks home in tears and covered in pieces of Bill. We then get that “one year later,” “four years later” nonsense so we can see where everyone has gone from here. We thankfully get more Eric and Pam, who are filming informercials for New Blood and raking in dough. They still have Sarah chained in the Fangtasia dungeon and are charging a hundred grand a pop for her blood. It was a perfect ending for those two, but the entire finale was too light on them. We needed more Eric and Pam. We always do. Their story was the only good part of the entire farewell. We see Sookie and Jason hosting a Thanksgiving dinner. Jason is married to Hoyt’s ex, Brigette, and has three kids in tow. We get the smallest glimpse of Lafayette and James. Sookie is very pregnant and her faceless husband sits at the head of the table. Sam makes a return with his wife and now two children. Everyone is happy happy.
I don’t feel satisfied with the series end. I found it silly that Jessica married Hoyt at all, seeing as how eager she was to get away from him before. It also seemed odd because she had only recently reconnected with Jason, then forgot all about him and went to Hoyt. Jason and Hoyt basically swapped lovers and both found true happiness. Everyone seems to have found true happiness in another person; the entire table at the end was a parade of happy couples. Even Pam and Eric, although not a traditional couple, have found happiness together. I like a happy ending as much as the next person, but I can’t help but feel cheated by it all. I also can’t help but wonder what would have happened if Bill was left alone and found that the mutated virus restored his humanity. Overall, I could have done without this entire season. If you watched, please leave your opinion and feedback in the comments. I need to know that I’m not the only one left feeling empty after last night.